Alien Wreckage Discovered by
Naked couple
The seventh annual Nude Solstice
Rib Fest made the headlines
last week when two ardent nudists
stumbled across what appears to
be the wreckage of a downed alien
craft just off the shore from a Portland,
Oregon area clothing -optional beach.
The naked couple wandered from the
rib fest in search of firewood,
instead, they found something much more
memorable. The crash site consists
of a well preserved alien craft,
trail marks, and cryptic mappings
and supplies that could be used by
alien beings in their plot for total
world domination.
According to one of the nudist’s
friends, the craft Contained some
paperwork featuring several
large and immeasurably intricate
facsimiles of the earth, each of
them with large red x’s hastily
drawn thru them.
The nudists could not be reached for
comment, and have not been seen since
they did an interview for Portland
local news station KGW.
