Alien Pods Situation Takes a Downward Turn
-Peru-Months ago, ryonie.com broke an exclusive story on alien pod sightings
in Peru.
Recent developments in that area are now bringing that story into the
national headlines.
Canadian tourists in Peru have uncovered a bizarre new twist in the alien
pod conspiracy. Photos (above right) show conclusive evidence that the
alien pods have developed to maturity and are poised to take over the planet.
Workers in the Peruvian alien pod plantations (pictured center right) have
confirmed that alien pods have grown to "stage alpha four" of maturity and
that the months to come will bring about what workers refer to as a "glorious
revolution" which will involve
"heightened alien diplomacy and complete and
utter alien domination of the globe"
Political leaders in Washington continue to decline to comment.
Political leaders love to comment, however, and crack reporters at ryonie.com
have uncovered hard evidence that at least twelve US senators are either green
blooded aliens themselves, or are linked to the conspiracy
Among them, Sen. Gramm, a Republican from Texas is quoted:
"It's all true. We are space aliens. And I'm amazed that it's taken you so long
to find out."
Scientists (who do not wish to be named) have evaluated our photographs and concluded that
"Indeed, these evil creatures from another world have hostile intentions and
are intent on nothing less than absolute control of our planet."
among the alien senators that may reside in your jurisdiction:
Christopher Dodd, D. - Connecticut
Bennett Johnston, D. - Louisiana
William S. Cohen, R. - Maine
Dennis DeConcini, D. - Arizona
Orrin Hatch, R. - Utah
Nancy Kassebaum, R. - Kansas
Alan Simpson, R. - Wyoming
Phil Gramm, R. - Texas
Howell Heflin, D. - Alabama
John D. Rockefeller IV, D. - West Virginia
Sam Nunn, D. - Georgia
John Glenn, D. - Ohio
